Human! Signless (Seamus) x Male! Reader
~We had one drink, and then...~
(Y/n) listens to his friend go on and on about how people "didn't understand his teachings."
"I swear, it's aggravating that nobody gets it!" Seamus groans. (Y/n) nods, only half listening.
"That's why we're going out tonight. You need to let off some steam, dude." Hearing him rant 24/7 gets really annoying after a while.
They arrive at the bar/night club. (Y/n) parks the car fairly close to the entrance.
"Why am I the designated driver?!" groans Neil (the Grand Highblood, for you readers at home).
"Because you're underage. That's why. Plus, you're the best driver out if the three of us. We asked Sakura (The Handmaid, for you guys reading), but she didn't want to even step foot near a bar. And asking Fennel (Also known as Orphaner Dualscar) was a worthless enterprise. He hates us both." (Y/n) states matter of factly. They exit the car, the music of the club pounding loudly.
"Weeee!" (Y/n) yells happily. He is drunk off his bum, but Seamus is far worse than (y/n). His cheeks are a fiery red color, whereas (y/n)'s were just slightly pink. It didn't take much for him to get drunk, but Seamus drank a LOT more than he did, so it took longer.
Seamus dances with one of the strippers. Neil laughs loudly as he stumbles and falls. Seamus leaves the dance floor, stumbling over to you.
"Hey. Hey. (Y/n)." He slurs.
"Yeah, *hic* Seamus?" He asks, hiccuping halfway through his response.
"I love you, ya know that?" Seamus slurs. (Y/n) has a lopsided grin on his face.
"Love ya too, dork muffin." He slaps his friends shoulder.
"And then you told me you loved me!"
"You've got to be kidding..."
"I'm not, dude. It was pretty fucking hilarious." (Y/n) says with a laugh. "You also danced with a stripper." Seamus groans at this.
"This is why I don't go out to a club with you, (y/n). I always end up doing something stupid."
"Oh come on, Seamus. I know you had fun."
"I can't lie about that. It was a lot of fun, unwinding and letting loose like that." Seamus says with a chuckle. He looks (y/n) in the face and grabs his shoulders.
"Yeah?" (Y/n) looks at Seamus with a quirked brow.
"What if I told you that when I said "I love you", I meant it?" A blush spreads across (y/n)'s face. He smirks.
"What I told you I loved you too?" He kisses Seamus' nose. He kisses (y/n)'s lips. The other responds with a happy smile.
"You're such a sappy dork, Seamus."
"Shut your mouth, (y/n)."
"Love you too, babe."