Forever and Always-Eridan x Troll! ReaderEridan x Troll! Reader
~Forever and Always~
Trigger Warning: Coarse Language, Spoilers
3 sweeps old
"I don't want to go! Dualscar is a meanie!" The Condesce pushes her charge onwards to Dualscar and Eridan's hive.
"You'll be fine, (y/n). He's not going to cull you." (Y/n) pouts.
"I better get to play with Eridan... Cronus and I tried to play once, but he was being scary..." The little troll girl squeezes her scale-mate plushie.
Eridan sits in his hive, playing some video games. He is currently winning the free-for-all online match in Halo 3. He stabs another player and smirks.
"What the fuck? You stole my kill!" A high pitched (mostly likely a twelve year-old) voice yells into the headset. Eridan chuckles darkly.
"You do what you can to win. You don't like it? Tough it, buddy." Eridan notices the countdown to the match's end is almost over. He watches the clock tick down to zero.
"Looks like I've won. Great game."
Karaoke-Horruss x ReaderHorruss x Reader
He watches from afar as the party goes on. Horruss Zahhak was never one for parties, but he had shown up because his flush crush, (y/n), would be there, and the shy robotics expert wouldn't pass this chance up for the world.
He sees (y/n) dancing, having a great time. Dirk walks over to her and whispers something in her ear. The blue blooded troll glares at the human, peeved that he would try to flirt with his flush crush.
"Hey guys! Dirk just gave me this awesome idea! Who's up for KARAOKE TIME!" She yells excitedly. The suggestion is met with murmurs of approval and some groans (mainly from Jake and Damara). She runs to her respite block (she preferred to call it a "bedroom") to grab her Bluetooth speaker.
"Hey Horruss!" Meenah smirks at the shy troll. "Maybe today's the day you'll finally grow a bulge and tell her, eh?"
"Meenah! Please, do not be so triggering, especially with that silver tongue of yours!" Kankri warns. Horruss scratch
Hot Cocoa-Kankri x ReaderKankri x Reader
She plays happily in the snow with her best friend, Kankri Vantas. Her (h/l) (h/c) hair flies about as she dodges snowball after snowball. For someone who has never had a snowball fight, or even been around snow for that matter, he was pretty damn good.
"Excuse me, (y/n)? Can we please go inside? My fingers are beginning to go numb." Kankri dusts the snow off his gloves hands. (Y/n) laughs.
"Sure, Kankri. I'll make us some hot cocoa too." Kankri looks at her with a look of curiosity.
"I hope you do not mind me asking, but what is hot cocoa?" The human girl giggles at the slightly taller troll's question.
"Only the best drink in the world!" She exclaims happily as they enter the house. She pushes the door closed with her foot, and shakes the small amount of snow off her body.
Comfort-Cronus x ReaderCronus x Reader
"He's such a player!"
"He's pretty cute... And he has a nice bum..."
These were some of the comments he hears as he walks through the mall. He is looking for a certain someone: a girl, to be precise. She was one of the only humans who didn't immediately try to sleep with him, which he liked.
"Cronus! There you are! I've been waiting for an hour!" Cronus smiles at the voice he hears call his name. It was (y/n). Her beautiful (h/c) (h/l) locks are pulled back into a ponytail. She wears a simple gray hoodie over her (f/c) shirt. Her skinny jeans are slightly worn at the knees, and her (f/c) sneakers are scuffed and slightly dirty.
"Hey doll face . How's it been with you?" Cronus asks.
"I've been studying for exams for sooooooo long... Ugh, college is boring." She throws her hands up and sighs loudly. "I'm just glad it's finally over."
As the two wander about the mall, talking happily, they come across (y/n)'s favorite place. It's the little anime
Gamzee x Troll OC-PesterlogterminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling sagittariusHorseback [SH] at 13:12.
[TC]-hEY sIs. wHat'S gOT yoU flIPpiN' yOur wIcKed shIt?
[SH]-Shush a minut3, Ga/\/\z33. I'/\/\ drawing.
[TC]-wHat the mOthER fUCk is yAOi?
[SH]-It's... Boy's lo\/3.
[TC]-oH. THaT stUfF dAVe lIkeS?
[SH]-Yup. It's a \/\/riggling day pr3s3nt for him. It's of hi/\/\ and John.
[TC]-moThER fUckIN sWEet, sIS. SAy, i NEeD sOMeonE to cOme ovEr lAteR. cAN yoU hELp a MOthErfUckEr oUt?
[SH]-\/\/hat did you do, Ga/\/\z33, you ston3r clo\/\/n?
[TC]-KArbRo waNtS mE to PrOVe i hAve fRieNds oTheR thaN hIM.
[SH]-Sur3, Ga/\/\z33. \/\/hat ti/\/\3?
[TC]-iS mOthER fUckiN nOW oKay?
[SH]-Alright Ga/\/\z33. I'll b3 at your hiv3 soon. T3ll Karkat to go scr3\/\/ hi/\/\s3lf, and that I'/\/\ still /\/\ad at hi/\/\ for st3aling /\/\y panti3s and \/\/3aring th3/\/\.
terminallyCapricious [TC] ceased pestering sagittariusHorseback [SH] at 13:30.
twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling sagitt
The Brony's Burden
Take up the Brony’s burden,
Watch tons of MLP.
Although some wish you to exile,
Love and tolerance is all you need.
To wait for each new season,
While haters go run wild,
They think that they can stop us,
Half devil and half child.
Take up the Brony’s burden,
Fall in love with Fluttershy,
Find cuteness in her terror
And Rainbow Dash’s pride.
The show may seem so simple,
A child’s show so plain,
But despite a fandom so innocent,
Haters relish in our pain.
Take up the Brony’s burden,
Love the haters to earn peace.
Who’d have ever known these ponies
Could cause real life worries to cease?
And when you hold one dearest,
(A friendly argument many have fought)
Watch their episodes over and over,
Learn the lessons friendship has taught.
Take up the Brony’s burden--
All you must do is watch the show.
Give it a single, simple chance;
Don’t judge until you know.
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